By the President of the United States of America
A Proclamation
As a matter of national recognition, April 3rd is hereby designated as Cheese Weasel Day.
Cheese Weasel Day is a day to celebrate the contributions of tech support workers. Tech support workers are the unsung heroes of the internet. They are the ones who help us when our computers crash, our printers stop working, and our internet goes out. They are the ones who keep our technology running smoothly.
On Cheese Weasel Day, we should take a moment to thank our tech support workers for all that they do. We should also learn more about their work and the challenges they face. We should show our appreciation for their dedication and hard work.
Cheese Weasel Day is a fun and lighthearted way to show appreciation for the tech support workers in our lives. It is also a reminder of the importance of customer service and the people who provide it.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, [insert name of President], President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim April 3rd, 2023, as Cheese Weasel Day. I call upon all Americans to observe this day with appropriate ceremonies and activities.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this [insert date] day of [insert month], in the year of our Lord two thousand twenty-three, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-seventh.
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